We are NOT the kind of people who talk to their pets, referring to each other as "Mommy" and "Daddy."
We do not call the dogs "our kids," although Beez does refer to them as his little Pirate Band.
We never, never dress our dogs up in clothes. Well, hardly ever, if you insist on counting those darling little Halloween costumes that Dadd.. oops, I mean Beez bought last year.
Leny the Pirate
However, little Bertie Pierre has an underarm itchy thing going on that he insists on scratching. The only thing that stops him is an antibiotic ointment that he finds soothing, but tasty. To keep him from eating the stuff, the vet's office (forgetting his diminutive size) suggested having him wear one of our tee shirts. We did better than that--I found some baby onesies at Walmart and cut off the bottom half of each one. With a bit of tailoring, we had ourselves a wardrobe, @ 5 for $10, and Bert is leaving his itches alone.
Introducing Shirty Bert in his finest midshipman attire
Oh no you don't, I draw the line at midshipman pants!!
Sorry, got to run
Can we go to Gap Kids next time, please?
Be sure to see the Complete Adventures of Bertie Pierre